Mar 8, 2013 - 
Animals, Stories 
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Animals, Stories No Comments Snail Guy
One day a snail was on his way to Target to buy some things.
An hour later, he traveled an inch. A year later he traveled a foot. A century later he had a beard and traveled 3 yards. By the time he finally got to the door he died. HONOR SNAIL GUY! HONOR SNAIL GUY! HONOR SNAIL GUY! HONOR SNAIL GUY! HONOR…(Alright, etc.)
The End